He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
