He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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