awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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