That's intense
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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