last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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