I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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