every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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