She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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