He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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