I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins