i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.