Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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