Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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