Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You can't motorboat a personality
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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