i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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