at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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