I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
