they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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