4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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