He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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