I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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