id be glad to
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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