: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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