It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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