I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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