She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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