Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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