think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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