Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Still dying that you shit outside
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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