Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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