I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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