I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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