Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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