Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
The adults are the big ones right?
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