I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
