i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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