He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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