she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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