i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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