We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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