Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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