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John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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