I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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