I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I'm passing your future prison.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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