Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
