Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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