a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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