So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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