Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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