Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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