Your tits are I can't wait for
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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