physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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