yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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