thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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