You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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