we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.