Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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