good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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