I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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