She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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