so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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